$gBTC

Green Bitcoin
is the future.

It's green because

Buy $gBTC Get laser eyes →

// the case

Why $gBTC?

Everything you liked about Bitcoin. Nothing you hated.

More scarce

Same 21M cap. Tighter float. Memetoshi's gigabag mirrors Satoshi's untouched stash.

metric21M cap

Memetoshi bag = Satoshi bag

Founder holds 1,096,361.12343781 $gBTC. The exact coins Satoshi never spent. Symmetry.

metric1.09M $gBTC

Lower unit price

Whole coins for everyone. No more fractional sat-counting.

metric$0.000x

Faster TXs

Settles before your espresso lands.

metric<1s

Lower gas

Pennies, not paychecks.

metric$0.00025

Lower energy

Green because eco-friendly. Green because it pumps.

metric0.0005 kWh

// the receipts

BTC vs $gBTC.

Same scarcity. Different decade. We did the homework.

metric

Bitcoin

$gBTC

delta

Blockchain

Bitcoin L1

Solana

—

Supply

21,000,000 BTC

21,000,000 $gBTC

—

Block time

~10 min

~400 ms

1,500× faster

Throughput

~7 TPS

~65,000 TPS

~9,000× more

Avg. fee / tx

$1 – $5

≈ $0.00025

~10,000× cheaper

Finality

~60 min (6 blocks)

~13 sec

~275× faster

Energy / tx

~700 kWh

~0.0005 kWh

~1.4M× less

Founder bag

1,096,361.12343781 BTC (Satoshi, untouched)

1,096,361.12343781 $gBTC (memetoshi, mirrored)

1:1 symmetry

Unit price

six figures

fractions of a cent

—

Laser eye color

red

green

—

sources: bitcoin.org, solana foundation energy report, ccri 2023. fees approximate, vary with congestion.

// initiation ritual

Get your green laser eyes.

Upload a pfp, drop two lasers on the eyes, download. Welcome to the cult.

// resize lasers

eye 1

eye 2

// the lore

A short history of green money.

Bitcoin proved the idea. Solana made it fast. $gBTC made it green.

2009
Satoshi mines block 0
Bitcoin is born. Peer-to-peer cash. Beautiful idea. Then it grew up, got slow, got expensive, and started eating small countries' worth of electricity.
2011
Satoshi leaves
"I've moved on to other things." The community kept the chain alive. The chain kept the lasers red.
read the last public message
2026
memetoshi yakavenko wakes up
Same idea. Different chain. 21M $gBTC minted on Solana via bonk.fun. Liquidity burned. Memetoshi kept 1,096,361.12343781 $gBTC — the exact stash Satoshi never spent — then went to touch grass.
now
the cult takes it from here
No roadmap. No CEO. Just a community, a green laser, and a chain fast enough for the meme to actually settle. Print value out of thin air. The way Satoshi would have, if Satoshi had Solana.

// closing line

Scarce. Fast. Cheap. Green.
Memetoshi's bag mirrors Satoshi's. The cult does the rest.

coded. — memetoshi yakavenko

meme.mail from memetoshi yakavenko: gn idiots, im out

// memetoshi's last email · archived by the cult

// lifetime savings calculator

If you sent 5,000 transfers…

10050k

Money saved

$10.0k

vs ~$2.00 per BTC tx

Time saved

34.7 days

waiting for confirmations

Energy saved

3.50M kWh

≈ 333.3 US homes / year

assumptions: btc $2 fee · 10 min finality · 700 kWh/tx — solana $0.00025 fee · 400ms · 0.0005 kWh/tx.

// pick a side

Two cults. One is up only.

The Red Cult

laser eyes since 2021

10-minute blocks
$5 to send $5
powered by a coal plant

up only

The Green Cult

laser eyes since 2026

400ms blocks
fractions of a cent
powered by chlorophyll

🟢 gbtc up only🔴 btc cope harder🟢 lasers brighter🟢 400ms or didn't happen🔴 fees ate your tip🟢 chlorophyll consensus🟢 memetoshi = gigabag🔴 maxi seething🟢 gbtc up only🔴 btc cope harder🟢 lasers brighter🟢 400ms or didn't happen🔴 fees ate your tip🟢 chlorophyll consensus🟢 memetoshi = gigabag🔴 maxi seething

No swords. No keyboards. Just two emojis on Twitter and one of them prints harder.

Join the green cult

Green Bitcoin is the future.